The Shapiro


the act of touching, ever so gently, your scr-t-m to your nipple.
in order of difficulty: the ground beef, the hemisphere, the shapiro.

the first time i saw the shapiro, i wasn’t sure whether to be in awe or to vomit… or whether to be confused, because i was slightly aroused.

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