The Shiff
the s-xual act of having a women laying on top of the man. the man proceeds to wrap his arms around her while pinning her down while thrusting so fast that he is like a machine. this incredibly fast action creates such stimulation that the women immediatly becomes paralyzed with pleasure.
last night was incredible, my boyfriend gave me the shiff and i could not even move. he moved his hips as fast as a jackhammer!
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