The Soda Pop
take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners v-g-n-/-n-s. get up real nice and close and start humming loudly into the end of the can that is sticking out. this will create a unique vibrating sensation. continue to do this louder and louder until your partner p-sses or sh-ts on your face due to the vibrations.
i don’t recycle cans because my girlfriend loves to use them to do the soda pop on my face.
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