retarded cumfuck
when a guy named ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a p-n-s, and when the guy c-ms, the ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. apperently all ians have failed.
last night, this r-t-rded c-mf-ck got hit with my hot, creamy j-zz.
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