the speech function
without this useful little tool, stephen hawking would not have a voice.
also, you wouldn’t be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.
“siyock!!”
“what the h-ll?”
“oh sorry, that was the speech function on my mac”
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