The Stupid Chair


any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.
“did you see that guy in the stupid chair? i heard he fell for the ‘i’ll just be a minute,’ gambit.”

“yeah, whatever. i’m gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you’re done.”
any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.
“did you see that guy in the stupid chair? i heard he fell for the ‘i’ll just be a minute,’ gambit.”

“yeah, whatever. i’m gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you’re done.”

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