the act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the sh*t sandwhich itself in between the screen and gl*ss.
wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich craig and i made in the neighbor’s window? old man jenkins is gonna be so p*ssed.
- the stupor bowl
this describes the hangover the day after the super bowl. the stupor bowl was bad this year!
verb. to dry *n*ly hump your boyfriend/girlfriend n. p*n*s/d*ck adj. being d*ck-like/ an *sshole n*gg* 1: you gona hoinker her *sshole n*gg*h? n*gg* 2: h*ll yeah… i’m bout to d*ck her down her: your hoinker is only that big? him: just wait till i take some v**gr*. her: oh my goodness… she’s being one hoinkering […]
- carolina weeping willow
the carolina weeping willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, d*cks out (for harambe), the group then m*st*rb*t*s to climax. upon *j*c*l*t**n the group turns and faces each other and lets the *j*c*l*t* drip from their now limp members. steven, buddy, nick, mike, and austin […]
eating chips without dip slaggerbagging is for newbs