The Whitey Special


when you’re having s-x with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with braces and awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a banshee.
yeah, we pulled the whitey special on bill. he said he hasn’t been able to get it up for days. which is fine because susan won’t even talk to him anymore.

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