The women’s restroom is over there
an annoying phrase used by h-m-phobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.
usually results in the long-haired individual’s silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5’2″ mongoloid who is trying to look like mark mcgrath and failing miserably.
(enter long-haired guy, stage left)
spiked-up douchebag: hark, young knave! the women’s restroom is over there, thou f-ggot! hur hur!
(soliloquy) long-haired guy: mark me this night, o fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit spiked-up douchebag as long-haired guy begins to pee.)
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