The Zart
the act of p-ssing someone at the very start of a race or at a stoplight, specifically when one person stops for a red light, and another person gets there just as it turns green, so as to keep up speed.
person 1:”awww f-ck, this light always catches me!”
person 2:”now that big semi behind us is going to give us the zart.”
truck driver: “now i just coast up a little, and… bam! take the zart, b-tches!”
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