Theatregoistic
a term to describe one who enjoys going to the theatre. they may enjoy the atmosphere, the aspect of watching shows, or the overall experience of going to the theatre.
“hey friend! want to go play some pinball?”
“sorry man, gotta go watch some les miz; i heard it’s cray cray.”
“man, you are so theatregoistic!”
“mark has sold his house, car, and multi-milliom dollar company for theatre tickets. he sure is theatregoistic!”
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