Thesitis


a condition that plagues university students who are suffering from an impending thesis deadline. students who suffer from thesitis may suffer from loss of social contact and norms, over use products such as espresso shots, coffee, red bull, 5 hour energy, and adderall. students may also experience long bouts of sleepless nights, and all-nighters.
i’m pretty sure that there are jars on urine with my name on them in the library because i haven’t left the same spot for three days due to thesitis

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