They’re not on my screen


a stupid saying which turned into a meme by kootra during minecraft: carnival of doooom w/ nova, kootra & ssoh ep.8
ex1.
nova: whooooa look at all these f–king carts. hehehe
kootra: where are they?
nova:how many times did you guys failed to come back.
seamus: alot.
kootra: i don’t see any carts.
nova: there’s three carts here..
kootra: they are not on my screen.
nova mocks kootra: they are not on my screeen. heh

ex2.
nova: i wanna go into the d-mn freak show! i want to see a two headed cow or something.
kootra: yea, im sure they are going to have that.
nova: obvioussssly.. they could. you wouldn’t know..because.. it’s not on your screen.
nova in mocking voice: they’re not on my screen.

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