thickening up
the arousal of a man’s p-n-s. to begin to become erect. the progression from flacid p-n-s to semi to erect.
yorkshireman, “g-d, i wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. i’m thickening up.”
scouser, “i love orange girls in sh-llsuits. i’m thickening up.”
brighton man, “g-d i love it when he wears those pants with the -rs- cut out. i’m thickening up.”
ess-x man, “jesus, that burberry bra and g-string really do it for me sandra. i’m thickening up innit.
wiganer, “bl–dy h-ll, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, i’m thickening up.”
gorby, “look. at. mi. sister. i’m. tricketing. i. mean. thick. en. ing. up.”
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