Thindisto


(n.) a person who possesses a profoundly deep belief in the conspiratorial nature of reality, skeptical of any statement anyone else makes.
“dude, i told him i’d just eaten eleven cheeseburgers, but he didn’t believe me! what a thindisto. i’m going to take a mad dump now.”

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