Thunder Schlap
the act of slapping yours or another person’s schl-ng against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet cl-ssic schlap of the schl-ng sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: jill and i were having that angry make up s-x when i decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.
2: my ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate sarah. it was only then that i discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schl-ng as a double handed weapon for schlaping sarah across her face.
3: executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of utah and or any other area in the usa that contains a large presence of mormons. failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
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