Thomas the Turtle


a term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father’s by their first name.
girl1: woah….. that guy is such a thomas the turtle!!

girl2: wow… tom sure looks like a turtle!!! soo… that’s why they call him thomas the turtle!

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