Thunder-wank
the game of thunderw-nk is to be played during a thunderstorm.
rules of the game: look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.
“hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?” – joey
“yeah, i played thunder-w-nk” – jacques
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