Tindren
a love child born out of a tinder match.
tindren is/are a child or children which was the outcome of a tinder match and subsequent hook-up.
on-looker: ‘oh that child is adorable!’
mother: ‘don’t be looking at my tindren b-tch!’
on-looker: ‘tindren!? be gone woman!!’
most likely scenario: “hitched after a frequent tinder match the, now married, couple sleep in separate beds after a the first year’s anniversary of mutual resentment. contact is kept to a minimum, forcing guilt upon their tindren as ‘the reason we didn’t divorce’.”
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