Tits In My Ass!
basically, t-ts in my -ss (or tima) is a way of saying “sh-t!” or “g-d dammit!” or any other exclamation in a much more interesting and fun way. generally when you say it, it helps lighten the mood, making your situation a little better. this phrase comes out of northern california, making up for them inventing “h-lla” and “norcal”
kyle: “hey bro, i kinda lost your headphones”
dylan: “t-ts in my -ss! that’s the second pair of my headphones you lost this month!”
to be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. t-ts-in-my–ss is used to express anger. similar the word “f-ck”, except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.
1. “t-ts-in-my–ss!”
2. “she is some major t-ts-in-my–ss”
3. “what’s wrong dude?” “man, i have some major t-ts-in-my–ss”
4. “i just failed my math test… t-ts-in-my–ss!”
5. “i just got c-ck-blocked! t-ts-in-my–ss”
6. “i broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating… t-ts-in-my–ss!”
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