tit tease
when a picture is promoted as topless, but the naughty bits are covered.
the caption said ireland baldwin was topless, but she was clearly doing a handbra. what a t-t tease.
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an informal acronym which denotes the superiority of something. too legit to quit sarah is tl2q with her swag pumping out her ovaries and whatnot.
- To Pull a Christy
to fart, specifically while on top of someone. dude, it smells so bad. did you pull a christy? if you don’t stop pulling christy’s we are gonna have to kick you out of the car. now open the d-mn window. christy pulled a christy.
- Touch Chips
the attempt of being up to par with; to try to be in the same cl-ss/category as; trying to be as good or superior than something or someone. to touch chips with them, you need more money.
- Touched by Jesus
great s-x or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day. 1.wow! i feel like i was touched by jesus 2.come here love and be touched by jesus (rape) 3.he said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.
- touch the mustard
-general whorish behaviour this behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have. not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent. 1. concerned friend: “i really wish that you wouldn’t touch the mustard so often” wh-r-: “it pays the bills” 2. guy: “d-mn, […]