TJgasm
it’s just like an -rg-sm, with all of the normal effects ‘n such, except the groan or moan will resemble that of a moose.
dude 1: “bro, have you ever had a tjgasm?”
dude 2: “h-ll yeah! i feel stupid when i make a sound much like that of a moose-like animal though.”
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acronym for “too much on my mind” normally used in “i don’t want to talk situations” also commonly used by girls to blow guys off / ignore them. guys also use in emotional situations 1) i’m sorry (girls name) theres just too much on my mind (tmomm) girls names e.i : sarah kimberly naila eva […]
- todether
similar to “together” but it sounds better we’re going to the store todether.
- To drown the offshoots
to release a load of s-m-n into the toilet while urinating after s-x david: “hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now” vivi: “oh, not now, you know i have to drown the offshoots first. plus, i would prefer to play scrabble.”
- tommy tug
tommy tug is a w-nk 2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug =] lol
- tokmamo babuss
a phrase, derived from persian, which can be loosely translated as ‘kiss my b-lls’ person 1: hey you shouldn’t do that… person 2: don’t tell me what to do! tokmamo babuss.