tjoland
not a man, not a myth, but a legend.
a tjoland can with a blink og an eye steal 5 girlfriends, but he does’nt. he is a good guy
you aint nothing like tjoland
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- warning shot over the bow
when a lady is giving her man a handjob or bl-wj-b and the pressure has built and the first blast of j-zz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. it is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are […]
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