warning shot over the bow
when a lady is giving her man a handjob or bl-wj-b and the pressure has built and the first blast of j-zz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. it is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. in our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the j-zz to go whether it’s her mouth, t-ts, face (not the eyes!!!)
suddenly, a blast of c-m shot up toward jane’s face. she flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in jane’s hair from front to back like a pearly river. recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over doug’s c-ck. she soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent br–sts. by the time his -rg-sm had ended jane was plastered with the thick goo. it was very evident to jane that doug hadn’t been with a woman in a while.
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