TMIFT
too much information for twitter.
the heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
girl (via twitter) ~ “i have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! yesssssssss!!!!”
friend (via text) ~ “girl, tmift.”
girl (via text) ~ “hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?”
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