tmu
true mileage unknown. a car term where the actual mileage is unknown. often used between guys to describe how a girl has been around with more guys then one could count.
dude shes kinda cute but she is tmu.
true mileage unknown
guy 1:shes hot
guy 2:no tmu
guy 1: whats that
guy2 true mileage unknown
two best friends that are seperated in two different states and see each other at most 2 times a year. they share a brain and couldnt live without each other.
the tm!us need each other to survive all the h-ll in their towns.
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