tmw
that moment when
i hate tmw i have cereal but no milk
“tomorrow” – meaning the next day
vera-have you sent photo
ghastly-i will do it tmw
an acronym for the quickly spreading phrase: touch my wiener
john: hey susie, tmw?
susie: what about tomaro?
alternative response,
susie: sure, where’s good for you?
too much work.
person 1: do the dishes.
person 2: tmw.
shorthand for “too much work”. used to describe situations or happenings that are just too much work to bother doing or partic-p-ting. also goes by tmw, or tee em dubs.
nick: “hey bro, did you do the chemistry homework?”
dakotah: “nah man, it seemed like too much work when i looked at it on the way to school today. i’ll just take the zero.”
nick: “dude it isn’t even tee em dubs, just do it now before she walks around to check it!”
dakotah: “t-m-w.”
instead of “tl;dr” meaning, “too long; didn’t read” showcase how lazy you really are by saying tmw, as in, “too many words.”
hey i was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(i think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
too much woman: similar to tmi, but in this case the woman provides more s-xual, intellectual, psychological, or recreational stimulation than a man can handle. typical men will have a hard time acknowledging tmw, but the w knows very well when it applies.
man: that was quite an -rg-sm. it’s never happened before like that.
woman: really? i guess i may be tmw for you.
short for “text me when”. something rushing teens say when they want someone text them at a certain time or place.
teen 1: hey girl!
teen 2: hey girrrrlllll! you coming to the party?? jake will be there. i heard he wants to see you 😉
teen 1: you know it!! 😉
teen 2: okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;d
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