To Cookie Cake
the act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have s-x with you or someone else)
note: cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause s-xual arousment. so use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (it is not as good as it sounds)
dude, i gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!
who do i have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?
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