to jesus (someone)
(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great jesus is. often these conversations are begun–or at some point include–statements such as, “if you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?”
bill to co-worker: “have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?”
co-worker: “yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time.”
bill: “what a f-cktard.”
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