toast mother
elderly female, offering crusty toast with b-tter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can’t stop having breakfast. she puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.
not to be confused with room service.
my british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.
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