tobin heath
the most awesomest, gorgeous human being on earth, one of the most craftiest soccer players ever, very skillful. she is known as the nutmeg queen, but also goes by tobs and unfortunately toby. she was born may 29, 1988 in basking ridge, new jersey, played for the unc tar heals and currently plays for the uswnt and the portland thorns. overall a great human being, world cl-ss player and human.
wow! tobs could nutmeg a mermaid!
“tobin heath is sick and by sick i mean ridiculously skillful”
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