todaymorrow
when it’s 1:22am and you’re not sure if it’s today or tomorrow.
desmond: sh-t!! i just got high off of this cough syrup but it expired yesterday.
erica: it’s okay, it’s still todaymorrow.
desmond: you’re not even smart enough to say something like that.
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