Todd’s Way
a method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at point b is reached by driving from point a, to point q, then point x, followed by a left turn at albaquerque, and crossing the kinvad bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and earth, before finally arriving at point b.
i was starving for lupe’s hot tamales, so i took todd’s way to get there.
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