Todependent
someone who is totally dependent on everything but themselves. a co-dependent needs another person but a todependent depends upon everyone to “be whole”.
“she was so todepenent that the entire place had to cater to her, and it was embarr-ssing”. “she expects em to pay for everything all the time and provide emotional support along with everything else!” “what a todependent”
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