Toe Cheese
the debris collected in the corners of the great toe’s nail. encapsulated between the nail and skin, this navy blue, pasty, and often damp bi-product smells rediculously pungent.
“perhaps i’ll put some toe cheese on a ritz. everything tastes better on a ritz.”
the soft stinky stuff that gathers between your toes. only takes one day of not bathing to acc-mulate.
the smelly crud that gathers around your toes.
a “delicious” snack enjoyed by king of the freetards and neckbeard with severe hygiene issues, richard stallman.
“man, did you see that video of rms eating his toe cheese?”
“it’s gnu/free!”
toe cheese(correct pr-nunskiation-tow cheez). toe cheez occurs when wearing socks of a different color than your skin color, it gathers between your toes and under toe nails. is usually made up of sock lint.
for example white feet black socks leaves black lint in between toes and under toe nails.
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