toffee apple


when you smear sugar and syrup on your b-lls, and you teabag a chick – and then c-m on her face
dude, last night i gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

it can also be used as a insult:
– dude, shutup or i’m going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!
used to point out two guys that seem/are h-m-s-xual.
stoi-stoi: dude, look at fat john and his friend eat lunch. they look gross.
pj: yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
fat john: its fingerlicking fun!
male s-xual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance
hey kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

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