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Toilet Musing

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• toilet stage fright

  when someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the “go” p1 -“someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up” p2 -“haha theve probley got toilet stage fright” […]

• tomnambulism

  unconsciously hyaving s-x with your girlfriend when you’re asleep. named after a scottish man named ‘tom’ who once performed this, alas unreciprocated, act. ‘dude, i got told i tomnambulised my woman last night. she was none too impressed!’ ‘whoa! that’s wicked tomnambulism!’

• Cleeevis

  the action of cleaning a woman’s genitals with a sleeve one handed. cleeevisu being the double handed version “yeah i went to the doctors and the nurse gave me a cleeevisu”

• Gorpo

  definition 1: an unnatural rape involving sea-slug jelly. definition 2: a mixed race of humans descended from sea slugs and humans through gorpos who gorpo innocents. human: your mom gorpoed my little brother yesterday you sick freak! gorpo: it was for the greater good of humanity human: the gorpo-sea-slug race is tyrannical and racist!! gorpo: […]

• dannon cannon

  n. a word used to refer to the male genatalia and the fluid which is -j-c-l-t-d. dannon eludes to the brand of yogurt often sold in your local supermarket (sperm) this is symbolic of filling the mouth of a s-xual partner with a liberal amount of s-m-n/yogurt…also refered to as mayo-naise. i loaded my dannon […]

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