Toilet Tea
the act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing…leaving it to steep into a bl–dy tea.
i woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a p-ss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.
a frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.
“i spent all sat-rday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what i mean and i think you do.”
the brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed t-rd while sitting in the toilet bowl.
wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.
when you have to flush tea leaves to get rid of them, thinking it’s less noticable that dumping them in the trash can, and all they do is turn the water to tea, no matter how much you flush.
i wasn’t supposed to be drinking tea because of the caffeine, but i did anyway, and tried to flush the leaves, only to find i’d made toilet tea.
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