Toilet Tension
when you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your sh-t outward at mach 3.
i was taking a sh-t yesterday at applebee’s, and somebody walks in. so i get toilet tension and seize up my -ss. so this guy left, and it was just me. so i explode my -ss, and shortly after, i hear someone flush a urinal…i guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out…
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