Tombstone Moment
that moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.
friend 1: that dude just called his wife fat.
friend 2: thats a total tombstone moment.
guy who called his wife fat: help me!!!! she’s killing me.
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