Tongue
n. the amazingly talented m-ss of muscle laying in the floor of the mouth.
he: listen hoe, while i’m out scoring, dat tongue better be the only organ in yo mouth!
she: you da man.
deeeeeep
s-xual organ that some pervs use to talk.
look at that perv over there, using his tongue to talk.
an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure
my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to -rg-sm.
her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to -rg-sm.
v. to entertain a body part using one’s tongue.
she: how was that rim job, m-ssa?
he: b–tch, you done tongue ma winker like a professional plumber.
speaking incoherently by mumbling the first sounds that come to your mind while simultaneously tricking yourself into believing a ghost has inhabitated your body and that the crazy blabering noises are actually some spooky ghost language.
john: i was speaking in tongues at last weeks sermon
pete: oh, really? what did you say?
john: blksdoihaflk hoidshaoif ilknflknvoi laskdf dflkjafl iosoahf golf.
(1) correctly: tongues = spoken languages, ie, sounds made by the mouth to convey an intelligible message.
(2) incorrectly: tongues = spoken gibberish, ie, sounds made by the mouth which cannot be understood by anyone.
(1) the missionaries quickly learned the native tongues of the indiginous peoples and preached the gospel to them.
(2) molly babbled some gibberish during the service, and explained that i couldn’t understand it because it was the “tongues of angels”. i said that the greek and hebrew phrases for “tongues of angels” mean “languages of messengers” and that the words for “language” and “messenger” (both indicate coveying a message) can only support the saying as being meant to be understood.
the most versatile muscle in the body, over 20,000 different uses have been outlined already, and scientists believe that this is only a fraction of its total. gene simmons (lead singer for kiss) proved the iconic power of the tongue, and recently young tongue enthusiasts such as tim kelly have been spreading the word on its amazing abilities.
“ya he may have big biceps, but those don’t mean anything next to the amazing tongue his best friend has.”
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