toot goop


the disgusting, smelly residue left over after a long day of farting on the -n-s and inner b-ttcheeks. aside from the wet feeling, usually is not made apparent until the b-ttcheeks are spread, releasing the smell. also can be caused by poor wiping.
“oh man, i was pounding this broad from the bar and my toot goop was making this hideous smell. i can’t believe she didn’t smell it!”

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