topless shock syndrome
a syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-s-xually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn’t a part of the victim’s daily schedule.
female a: “i went out to central park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in new york. apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids.”
female b: “ah, lucky you.”
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