Tory Wasted


when you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. however to be “tory wasted” one must have a bac level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.
i got so tory wasted last night that i ended up sleeping next to the taco bell dumpsters.

let’s get tory wasted and do crazy things!
when you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. however to be “tory wasted” one must blow a have a bac level .34 or higher in order to be consider in this club where only few people have reached.
i got so tory wasted last night that i ended up sleeping next to the taco bell dumpsters.
when you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. however to be “tory wasted” one must have a bac level of .34 or higher in order to be consider in this prestigious club where only a hadful of people have reached.
i got so tory wasted last night that i ended up sleeping next to the taco bell dumpsters.

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