the moment when a man’s bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and s*m*n shooting out uncontrollably. some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.
bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at kelly’s apartment. she was p*ssed!
- drunk n*gg*rs
when your friend n*gg*r joe gets drunk and you go to the h*r*house with his credit card everybody hates drunk n*gg*rs that date crazy asains
- haunted hayride
when you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax. tracy and i sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal s*x became a haunted hayride. now i hire escorts to throw cats on […]
- permanently borrow
to steal or acquire something and never give it back can i permanently borrow you’re dress?
- b*mping pretties
the exact opposite of b*mping uglies. if two ugly people are b*mping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having s*x in an intense fashion. yeah, tina and doug were in the closet b*mping pretties, good looking motherf——!