a trick to get a girl’s attention at a party, akin to negging.
you p*ss by, pretend to trip over her (like you didn’t notice her legs there) then say, “totes” in the general direction of the group she’s talking to. works best if she’s sitting down. if you do it a couple of times during the night she notices you and that you are too cool/into the party to be bothered by your own stumbling
megan: yeah, tom was totes trippin’ over me last night.
chris: and you like that?
megan: it’s kinda cute that he thought it would work.
- transit hands
when you have just gotten off of any type of m*ss transit but haven’t had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands. person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* “hey man, it’s been a long time! how’s it been?” person 2: *turning away* “ahhhh sorry but i’ve got transit […]
- trick trash
the item(s) left behind at your apartment by a trick who spent the night. usually left behind by accident but sometimes left behind for nefarious reasons. person1: hey man, when did you start wearing heels? person2: naw, that ain’t mine, that’s last night’s trick trash.
- turnt sauce
the matter of getting extremely drunk and/or belligerent (aka saucey) finna get turnt sauce?
“a vargulf is an physically and mentally unstable werewolf. unlike normal werewolves, a vargulf will kill its prey without eating it. a vargulf will eventually die from the disease or insanity possessing it.” person 1: what killed all these people?! a werewolf?! person 2: from the way the all the necks are savagely bitten and […]