tottenham
the best. nothing but awesome. epic football stadium with brilliant atmosphere
the area is cl-ss except the emirates stadium ugh
“any ideas where to buy my new house bro?”
“well 100% go to tottenham it’s great and the stadium is up ur nose👌👌”
the most grim part of north london
where the youth shoot for fun
and the police have no power against the goons that run the streets.
known for sho sho
totnarm
t
t-town
n17 – n15
dnt f..k with them tottenham man ull get rinsed/burst/snubbed/duppied/bodied. etc.
a particularly bleak part of north london and home to one of the sh-ttest football teams in europe. a football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat the -rs-nal once every 9 years. a dire sh-t hole.
1 “when i get out of prison i reckon i’m gonna move back to tottenham”
“you must be f-cking mad.”
2 “tottenham lost again”
a sc-m hole with a sh-t hole football ground
hey we lost again!
yep we are sh-t!
carling ‘micky mouse’ cup winning ‘football’club from the jewish side of north london. their team consists of west ham rejects and sicknote crocks. despite spurs boasting their many ‘english’ players, these so called internations, such as jenas and lennon are no where near the full england squad.
support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a real trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over -rs-nal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, raggi omars and david pleat.
“we won the carling cup!! get in!! finally, a trophy to put in our moth-ridden trophy cabinet”
“shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools”
north london wannabees who will never be. so you beat a bunch of kids and won a cr-ppy cup big deal. also known as the (yids) see (sh-t)(sewer)(g-y)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)
the (-rs-nal) fans sang “we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos” whilst watching -rs-nal beat milan at the san siro 2-0. the first british club to do so
cl-ss football team who play football how its meant to be played. the only team in north london.
did you see tottenham at the weekend? they were cl-ss.
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