Touched by Jesus
great s-x or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.
1.wow! i feel like i was touched by jesus
2.come here love and be touched by jesus (rape)
3.he said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.
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