towel it up


when you get drunk enough to take a disgustingly fat girl home who’s willing to do -n-l, but her b-ttocks smells of death; so you grap a towel, get it moist with warm water, insert the towel into the cheeks and remove.
mike: hey kid! guess what i’m gonna do to your sister tonight.
kid: what?
mike: towel it up!

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