tragedy massage
a m-ssage without happy ending – sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning…
tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
see a bright sign flashing “m-ssage”.
i pull up and inquire within….
madame: h-llo, you want m-ssage?
me: yes.
madame: $100 okay?
me: uhhh… how much for just a m-ssage? like, only a m-ssage? i don’t need anything else.
madame: only m-ssage?
me: yes. i want a tragedy m-ssage.
madame: a what?
me: a m-ssage without a happy ending.
madame: no happy ending.
me: correct. can i have just a m-ssage? nothing else. no happy ending.
madame: ……. no.
(credit: ch)
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